Early morning train points to London
Spotty boys and toys, well it's no wonder
Education starts on the back seat
Mr. Jones says but he makes my skin creep
 
Well it's not like that when you think you've got the answers
The adventures of a teenage go-go dancer
 
Vicious tongues licking at your feelings
It's OK when I'm staring at your ceiling
There's a certain thrill I get deep inside me
It's not the deed but the sound of the lock and key
 
Well it's not like that when you think you've got the answers
The adventures of a teenage go-go dancer
 
My dad tells me you're a good man
A bit of a lad, a joker whose wife doesn't understand
So treat me fine because I'm really special
Or so you tell me like you do all the other girls
 
Well it's not like that when you think you've got the answers
The adventures of a teenage go-go dancer