I put pen to paper

I throw it away

I'm climbing the walls now

And someone will pay

I'm watching my TV

I'm looking for food

Someone knock my door now

Because I love being rude



And I'm so bored

I'm so bored

I've got nothing to do

Because I'm so bored with you



A day in the life of

Day in the life of

Daytime TV

Daytime TV

Got ironing board fever

Whatever that is

Won't someone help me

I washed all the dishes

Washed all the dishes

I put out the trash

Put it out

It's death in the playground

I got a nasty little rash



Because I'm so bored

I'm so bored

I've got nothing to do

Because I'm so bored with you



So fucking bored

I can't escape it

Oh I tried I nearly died

My eyes are sore and red now

Got no sleep been counting sheep

All night, all day

All fucking day



Yeah



I play with fridge magnet

Play with fridge magnets

I fear for my health

Fear for my health

I turn off the TV

Turn it off

And I go and play with myself

I reach for the bottle

Reach for the bottle

I wretch in the bowl

Don't feel very well

I flick on the channel

And I go and search for my soul



Because I'm so bored

I'm so bored

I'm so bored

I'm so bored

I'm climbing the walls

I don't know what to do

It's driving me mad

I hate it, I hate it so much

What can I do

Where can I go

I can't leave this place

It's driving me mad

It's driving me mental

I'm so fucking bored