Who's the man with the plan of attack
Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back
Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack
When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop ass
I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports
Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts
Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport
There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short


What's up, Sokkalites, welcome to the main event
Probably already know me cuz I got the skills to pay the rent
I'm something of a prince, kneel, turkey, I locate a scent
Missing seal jerky? I know where the guy who ate it went

Never on the bench, I'm utility and innovation
Call me silly while I dress to kill and I invade your nation
Boomeranging back around on any clown to do his face in
View me as a fugitive, it's you I'm chasing

So family, family, family, family, keep it in place
Even when your girl leaves because she needed some space
No time for grieving, I gotta keep my team on a pace
Pay no attention when the tears appear to stream on my face

I got a lot of problems and I gotta solve em if I can
Sozin's comet is upon us, looking ominous and grand
All the worry doesn't leave a lot of time on the hands
But I'm falling for this warrior, I'm kind of a fan

Who's the man with the plan of attack
Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back
Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack
When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop ass
I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports
Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts
Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport
There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short

Well, it's the danger with the swell romance
Makes me get fancy, you can already tell in advance
Dirigibles wanna tango, I'm the belle of the dance
Suki's on my wing, so I got a helluva chance

Huh--bending ain't a friend to me, got different gifts
Strategizing on the enemy, upending em swift
All while I'm keeping hopes high, you know I'm quick with the wits
Yeah I can be the joke guy, I'm always giving em fits

Find any bender who's sending em better or keeping em fedder than Sokka does
Keeping em all from falling solemn, stay on the ball like soccer does
Never forgetting I'm eating well, sending the meat through my esophagus
I'm scheming and beating the enemy and preventing the apocalups

Apocalups? I meant apocalypse
A cataclysm swallowing all of us like Appa's lips
Looking awful lit, but we'll stop it 'fore the comet hit
Fire Nation wanna battle? Water Tribe dominant

Who's the man with the plan of attack
Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back
Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack
When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop ass
I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports
Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts
Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport
There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short