Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper

Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper

Pretty kitty are you back in town
The cats at the bar been gathering round
And everybody says that you're down to clown
So what's it gonna be
Pretty kitty are you back to stay
They've all been talking bout your accolades
Clever cats gather when the rat's away
And I could use your company

These toms don't know the territory
These cops are sure they know the whole story
If you promise not to be boring
Then we've got a deal

Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper

Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper

Bop bop, bop bop badop bow
(Bop bop, bop bop badop bow)
Skiddley boom bap do bop do
(Skiddley boom bap do bop do)
Hear the guns go off, grrrop bop badop
Ba bareep bop bobop bow (bobop bow)
It's a hair past a freckle and I'm paired up with the devil
Gotta skeebadop skedaddle now
Hey hey hey
(Hey hey hey)
Meow meow meow
(Meow meow meow)
It's a hair past a freckle and I'm paired up with the devil
Gotta skeebadop skedaddle now

Cuz these toms don't know the territory
These cops are sure they know the whole story
If you promise not to be boring
Then we've got a deal

Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper

Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper

Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper

Everybody wants to be a bootlegger
Tell me Johnny Law ain't catching up with you later
Silly little kitten, read a newspaper
Before you go and plan a new caper