We've been texting for a couple of days
Feels great we're getting on in all kinds of ways
And then I asked you out
And then you said yes
We met up
We went it
And then it went like this

You're looking at me
And I'm looking at you
And I'm wondering how
It is we're gonna screw
You're so unaware
Of what's to come between us
Because I'm packing a baby

Penis
Woah
Penis
It's such a tiny penis
Woah
Penis
I've got a baby penis

Oh my god, Becky
His thing is so small

I see you looking
Trying not to smirk
You're telling me it's perfect
'Cause the big ones hurt
Short and thick
Does the trick
Long and thin
Goes too far in
You've never seen a guy
Who's all foreskin

I'ma be balls deep
Yet you keep telling me
"Deeper please
I can't feel your dick in me"
Honestly
I'm in here emotionally
Doing what I can
With the brevity
Of my baby

Penis
Woah
Penis
It's such a tiny penis
Woah
Penis
I've got a baby penis

Penis
Woah
Penis
It's such a tiny penis
Woah
Penis
I've got a baby

Penis
Penis
Penis
I've got a baby penis