I've been hiding a body in the back of my heart
rolled up in a carpet like a secret in the trunk of my car
my former self is dead
my hands are crimson read
she's too heavy to carry, follow me to the cemetery

You're invited to my funeral
bring some flowers and a chicken casserole
the sun is rising and the rain is pouring
I'm not sorry baby, this good mourning

I'm so happy looking down at my coffin
throwing dirt on the life I thought that I wanted
I'm out of my misery now that she's RIP
My life started, when she departed

You're invited to my funeral
bring some flowers and a chicken casserole
the sun is rising and the rain is pouring
I'm not sorry baby, this good mourning

We are gathered here today
to grieve the loss of a dead weight
to honor everything she gave
to sing and dance around her grave

You're invited to my funeral
it's semi formal black tie optional
the sun is rising and the rain is pouring
I'm not sorry baby, this good mourning

You're invited to my funeral
bring some flowers and a chicken casserole
the sun is rising and rain is pouring
I'm not sorry baby, this good mourning