Caught a dart in the head
At the age of three
I saw the light
And it set my mind free
Charge it! Credit!
I need it! Charge it!
I charge my cigarettes
I charge my beer
I charge my rent
I charge my beer
The payment on the doctor
Can always be delayed
I know that I'll be dead
Before that sucker's paid
Charge it! Credit!
I need it! Charge it!
The number on my plastic card
Is my virility
I don't have a bulge in front
But my wallet stands erect
I've paid for women
Uglier than you
Hey, is that a credit card
Or are you just glad to see me?
Charge it! Credit!
I need it! Charge it!
I charge my cigarettes
I charge my beer
I charge my rent
I charged my dog but it died