I used to be a jockey
But now I'm just an old man
I used to be a lorry driver
But now I'm just an old man
I used to work in the circus
But now I'm just an old man
I used to work in the factory
But now I'm just an old man
I used to work in the factory
But now I'm just an old man
In my life I've done many things
I've even castrated a cat
One thing is for certain
I've always been a twat
My sons are both geniuses
But I'm just an old man
My grandsons are both good boys
But I'm just an old man
My hair is thin and grey
Because I'm just an old man
In my life I've done many things
And I've always been very clever
In a parking lot
I bought jackets made of genuine Italian leather
I used to work in the circus
But now I'm just an old man
I used to work in the factory
But now I'm just an old man
I used to be a Fire man
But now I'm just an old man
In my Just an old man!
In my life I've done many things
And I've always been very clever
In a parking lot
I bought jackets made of genuine Italian leather
Fire man
Factory man
Horse man
Circus man
Just an old man!
A nice old man!