Well I went down to the local show
There were bands getting ready to play
So I ordered a beer
cnd I lit up a square
Because you know
I had had a long day
I was standing in the corner
Trying to decompress
You know I wasn't trying to socialize
The next thing you know
Somebody got up in my face
cnd started filling me up with lies
Now I'm not wise
I'm just a hell of a guy
So I just try to listen up with love
But I reached my capacity
For their audacity
The push was coming to a shove
So I excused myself
cnd I stepped inside
cnd I got another shot and a brew
When I came back out he said
Thanks for being rude
cnd I said
No problem dude
Three cheers for everyone

Hooray for you and you and you and
Hooray for you and you
Hooray for you and you and you and you and
you and you and you and you and you and
Hooray for you and you and you
Hooray for you and you
Hooray for you and you and you and you and
Hooray for you and you and you and you and

Now this one here
He don't like no queers
Or people with another color of skin
cnd this here dude
Is always trying to screw
Every woman that'll talk to him
cnd this here guy
Won't even look you in the eye
Unless he's got something to gain
cnd this punk over here
Keeps calling my main man Kane
By his dead name

cnd we all live together like a funny family
Gossiping like golden girls
cnd sipping on our tea
I know you love the drama babe
Or why else would I be
Stuck inside this complicated
Role play fantasy

Hooray for you and you and you and
Hooray for you and you
Hooray for you and you and you and you and
you and you and you and you and you and
Hooray for you and you and you
Hooray for you and you
Hooray for you and you and you and you and
Hooray for you and you and you and you and