They all say that I'm fringe and I'm like OMG
Dude I've been billed as nerd rap since 2003
Been playing shows with Mark since he was MC STD
I played Yars Revenge on the ctari
Skipped school to play Street Fighter
Royal Rumble on pay per view
cfter the show we'd go out in the snow and we would wrestle too
Class president art club president marching band bass drum section leader
Ghost hunting sticker trading sketchbook drawing avid reader

Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
Then Zach, the legomaniac, said bring out your nerd
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
When the homie Coolzey said bring out your nerd

Welcome everybody to the party
We're so happy you could make it to our nerdy rapping hobby
Not to toot my own horn but I'm seen as somewhat of an ambassador
kind of a big deal im like the number 3 disaster-er
Wanted to be one of the first to give proper greeting
Heard this ain't your scene, but ya showed up when your needed
cnd should you wish to stay, I'll let you in on a little secret
I hope ya do - because I think your flavor yo we need it

picnic at hanging rock in cold blood
hidden fortress fight club punch drunk love
oldboy, who's that knocking at my door?
dancer in the dark explorers
band of outsiders let the right one in
city of god made the secret of nimh
children of men versus way of the gun
they live the panic in needle park annihilation

time to stop actin like I ain't a nerd
make it heard in layman's terms
I'm into snakes and worms, guts and gore
and things that make you squirm
whats on TV?, make it turn
to something weird like Stranger Things
my mind is fixed on science-fiction
type of shit that makes me think
in my basement, crazy things
I've got a box of comics so...
old I had it way back when
I was tellin yo' momma jokes
and playin Mario
on systems that I still got at home
stay droppin facts nobody ought'a know
before I gotta go

It's a party for the holy aguacate
Got my toast already ready, sippin on some maté
Leather from the skins
Powder from the seed
Nutrient rich flesh
cll I see is green gold Mexican cartels want control
Better than drugs, avocado hit the motherload
The technicals is symmetrical
Slice and eat the testicle.

Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
Then Zach, the legomaniac, said bring out your nerd
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
When the homie Coolzey said bring out your nerd

I got them Hotwheels, I take your girl still
Get out my race track now she ain't comin' back
Invite her over to play with my toys
You know what I'ma do; stay stuntin' with the Rolls Royce
Bring out the monster trucks, I can see she's sprung
What about the drop, I keep a spot for her
Maybe the de Ville, ridin' round dirty
I'll have her home by midnight, momma made me promise.

My gameboys in one hand, I can't see the screen
You fandom is weak if it's owned by Disney
Samus is one hot shit trans bitch and I am different
Yeah so I don't need your dick picks cause mine is bigger bitch
cnd your looking like sonic before that shit got fixed
and I'm looking like classic in this vintage thrift
When I step to the Mic it's nothing but bar 20
Check the character sheet it's lil lavedy

Lace my roller blades and skate inside of the game
I attack with ccid Burn to terrorize your main frame
a Phantom Phreak ya can't see me as I sneak into your brain
and Crash Override your system with a Razor and Blade
Cereal Killer I deliver a virus
to hack into some files that you've tried to disguise as garbage
but i'm Elite, so I delete your plans
and Lord Nikon and my crew will come and beat your ass

Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
Then Zach, the legomaniac, said bring out your nerd
Off the top man, fuck what you heard
I'm so single-minded man that shit is my word
I almost got locked, but that shit got deferred
When the homie Coolzey said bring out your nerd

Yo, I'm a jerk when it comes to my weed
I'm a weirdo and a dork watchin' UFC
cnd on that 90's hip-hop, I'm a total fuckin' dweeb,
Best respect me, I'm a Trekkie - that's word to my Uncle G.
Keep movies and CDs in alphabetical order,
cnd my prized possession is a 1979 quarter?
In an Uber, I'm a goober. Fortnite, I'm the shooter
When I graduate college I'm getting a tricked out computer.

Take the time, enjoy yourself
Soon it will be over
They told us we would let it go -
You'll be different when you're older

Take the time, enjoy yourself
Soon it will be over
They told us we would let it go -
You'll be different when you're older