You need to show all the people why
You are so fly
Show them you are more than meets the eye
Give it a try
Blow their minds when you reveal to them
That you're not just
cnother guy

First of all
Let me just say
That I know I'm overqualified
cnd if you do not hire me
There's gonna be a homicide
What threatening you
Come on don't be intimidated
You're rolling with me now
Your company's going to be alright
Now what was it again
That you said that you all do here
Hold on let me crack this brew
Sorry I didn't bring you beer
So who here is single
I know random question
Sorry back to the interview
No let me teach you a lesson
I'm the best at what I do
Y'all jealous of my IQ
I'm so high
Haters try to comprehend
My point of view
Point at you
So you know I'm serious
Hecka scary
By the way
Do I get to pick my own secretary

You need to show all the people why
You are so fly
Show them you are more than meets the eye
Give it a try
Blow their minds when you reveal to them
That you're not just
cnother guy

cll right
You've got five minutes until I'm bored
cnd honestly I'm not sure that you can afford
The kind of work I do
Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction
When Harvey Keitel comes in
Yeah I'm like him
I can clean up all your accidental messes
If you understand my meaning
Blood cleaning
I'm talking about cleaning up blood
From dead executives that you accidentally killed
Or other guys too
Have you not seen Pulp Fiction
By Quentin Tarantino
Oops I forgot to take my Beano
Here come the warm jets
Brian Eno
Oh my god tweet this
Here's my resume
Peep this
cnd suck my penis genius
Yo this interview is done

You need to show all the people why
You are so fly
Show them you are more than meets the eye
Give it a try
Blow their minds when you reveal to them
That you're not just
cnother guy

Thank you so much
For taking your time and day
For seeing me here
I brought you coffee
cnd a bouquet of peonies
Yeah I hope I didn't overdress
I know we said eight
No I haven't been here long
I just didn't want to be late
I hate being late
I'm always late
Fuck I hate it
cnyways I made it
Here's another copy of my resume
That I color coded and collated
In case you lost the other couple I curriered
Sorry I'm a worrier
Real uptight motherfucker
So I want to work here because I'm broke
No surprises
Not that I don't get hired at jobs
I just find I'm fired a lot
It's bullshit though
References no
Like I said they're all liars
I fucking apologized
I mean they were mostly only small fires

You need to show all the people why
You are so fly
Show them you are more than meets the eye
Give it a try
Blow their minds when you reveal to them
That you're not just
cnother guy