Oh, The grand old Duke of York.
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up, Spoken: they were up!
And when they were down, they were down, Spoken: they were down!
And when they were only half-way up, Spoken: half way up!
They were neither up nor down

(Giggles)

And when they were only half-way up,
They were neither up nor down