[Verse 1]
Wouldn’t it be funny if the sky was green
And the grass such a lovely shade of blue
If cats went woof, dogs meow
And birds in the trees went moo

[Verse 2]
Oh what a lark, what a giggle, what a laugh
Wearing shoes upon your hands
You’d be walking around with gloves upon your feet
In topsy turvy land

[Verse 3]
Wouldn’t it be funny if we stayed awake
When the moon was in the sky
And we’d shut our eyes and we’d go to sleep
When the sun was up on high

[Verse 4]
Oh what a lark, what a giggle, what a laugh
If you’re happy, give a frown
And when you’re sad, wear a smile upon your face
In topsy turvy town

[Verse 5]
Think of the things that we would do
You could be me, I could be you
Let’s listen to the flowers sing
We could see all kinds of things

[Verse 6]
Wouldn’t it be funny if a fish could fly
And a pig went swimming in the sea
If we ate our lunch at breakfast and
Had supper when it’s time for tea

[Verse 7]
Oh what a lark, what a giggle, what a laugh
Everything is upside down
You would say hello when it’s time to go
In topsy turvy town