One, two, three
One, two, three

It was early one morning on a Saturday night
I was waxin’ up a crop of dental floss in the South field
I seen a rhythmic vibration and I heard a bright blue light
An’ I said to myself “Can this be real?”

They say they come from Planet 9
They wanna liquefy my mind
I said “I dare ya, I dare ya, I double-dog dare ya,
You gonna say that to me one more time??”

I know karate
and I know ka-razor
I know karate
and I know a little voodoo, too
I know karate
let me show you what I'm talkin' bout
I know karate

They say they’re gonna take it up with the High Command
‘Cause they know their mistake was quite egregious
I put it to them in a way that they could understand :
That I’m a mad jujitsu genius

I ain’t just your average dental floss farmer, no
I ain’t just another face in the crowd
So step a little bit closer, grasshopper,
So I can make my mother proud

I know karate
and I know ka-razor
I know karate
and I know a little voodoo, too
I know karate
let me show you what I'm talkin' bout, baby
I know karate

Hey, get your body on the dance floor
Hey, get your body in the groove
Humans, best be careful what you ask for
We’re gonna make your body move
Planet Earth! Feel the Funkabopulation!

I think my mind is liquefied!
I think my mind is liquefied!
I think my mind is liquefied!
I think my mind is liquefied!

I know karate
I know karate
I know karate
I know karate

I know karate
and I know ka-razor
I know karate
and I know a little voodoo, too
I know karate
let me show you what I'm talkin' bout, baby
I know karate