It’s so easy for me
I guess I’m one stop from reality
I got my string attached to this thing
I call an Ego-tryptical Ring
Everybody thinks that I’m the nicest
But I got all dem sinful vices
I’m takin’ Planet Earth
For everything it’s worth
But you know all these humans gotta go

Because I am the One True Golden Boy
I'm not human
But I'm groovin'
Yes and I am the One True Golden Boy
I've come in from Planet Nine
Just to liquefy some puny human minds

It’s so hard to be the villain
But you know my band is killin’
Psycho-toon Boots workin’ with a Warbler Glove
The one I love
And watch you let a
Whirlwind get you woozin’
But we ain’t afraid of losin’
You got your gold teeth shinin’ and that’s when you’re linin’ up
All the dem humans in a row

Because I am the One True Golden Boy
I'm not human
But I'm groovin’
Yes and I am the One True Golden Boy
I've come in from planet nine
Just to liquefy some puny human minds

I am the One True Golden Boy
I am the One True Golden Boy
I am the One True Golden Boy
I am the One True Golden Boy