There was a little monster who lived beneath my bed
He only came alive at night that's what my brother said
He frightened the mosquitoes he captured all the fleas
He scared the spiders and other bugs ha ha ha
But he couldn't scare me

I knew that I was much too fast much too quick for him
I'd pull a silly face at him and kick him in the shin
He frightened the mosquitoes he captured all the fleas
He scared the spiders and other bugs hee hee hee
But he couldn't scare me