If its rough make it smooth
blow the dust out of the record groove
if it's rusty oil the squeak
tighten up the fawcet and stop that noisy leak
when it's looking bad don't get mad
shine it up

make a mess grab a mop
soak up tha spill and mop up that slop
if it's meesy grab a sponge
add a bit of soap to sok up all the grunge
when it's looking bad don't get mad
shine it up shine it up shine it up now

if it's ratty make it neat
water brown grass 'till it's thick and green
if its dull make it shiny
crisp and new where it used to be slimey
when it's looking bad don't get mad
shine it up

shine it up shine it up shine it up shine it up shine it up
shine it up shine it up shine it up
when it's looiking bad (oh so bad)
whe you're feeling mad (oh so mad)
when it's looking bad don't get mad just shine it up