Are your ears open
Cos I'm about to change your day
With all the things I've done
I'm marvellous astounding some might say
I know you'll look on sheepishly
Agog but never bored
For the kind of things I've done
They simply cannot be ignored
I've climbed mountains in Atlantis
Wrestled big foot to the ground
I'm the man in emergencies
You'd always want around
In fifteen languages I'm fluent
Horse whisperer I am too
There's not a thing you dare imagine
That I've not done or cannot do

More Hollywood than Hollywood
That's what I hear them say
More Hollywood than Hollywood
I guess I'm made that way
More Hollywood than Hollywood
I'm sorry yes it's true
If I make you feel inadequate
You'll just have to join the queue