Big Shot⬦
So youâ¬"re out all night drinking⬦
Downinâ¬" shots â¬" You sure werenâ¬"t sippinâ¬"⬦
Buyinâ¬" rounds, singing songs, makinâ¬" friends, b-f-fâ¬"s⬦
Whoâ¬"s the man? Youâ¬"re the man, hot shot⬦

Itâ¬"s after 2⬦
So you go and the keys out⬦
Maybe you⬦
Should call a cab before ya mess up⬦
Squintinâ¬" cause ya canâ¬"t see, itâ¬"s stinkin when ya breath
Cause ya drunk⬦ Yes, youâ¬"re drunk, big man⬦

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy⬦
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI
Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think youâ¬"re driving⬦
Caught!
You could be dying⬦
Caught!
Youâ¬"re gonna fail⬦
Caught!
The Breathalyzer⬦

Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI
Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know youâ¬"re swervinâ¬"
Caught!
Your face looks flushed⬦
Caught!
Youâ¬"ll never pass⬦
Caught!
The Breathalyzer⬦

V-I-P⬦
Ya got that love all night⬦
It wonâ¬"t change⬦
When bubba gets ya in the cell⬦
Say goodbye to college, a good job and your girlfriend⬦
Youâ¬"re goinâ¬" down⬦ Doin time, bud-dy⬦

Spin the tires⬦
Roll the dice and just try it⬦
Theyâ¬"re not yoâ¬" friends⬦
Ainâ¬"t supportive, theyâ¬"re just lyin⬦
Youâ¬"re not ok, your eyes are glossy,
youâ¬"re so drunk you need a car seat⬦
If you drive, youâ¬"ll do time â¬" Moron⬦

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy⬦
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI
Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think youâ¬"re driving⬦
Caught!
You could be dying⬦
Caught!
Youâ¬"re gonna fail⬦
Caught!
The Breathalyzer⬦

Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI
Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know youâ¬"re swervinâ¬"
Caught!
Your face looks flushed⬦
Caught!
Youâ¬"ll never pass⬦
Caught!
The Breathalyzer⬦

Never a good idea to have ⬘one more drinkâ¬"⬦
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
You thought youâ¬"d be ok to drive, and youâ¬"d get home⬦
But then you hit someone â¬" and theyâ¬"re killed⬦

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy⬦
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI
Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think youâ¬"re driving⬦
Caught!
You could be dying⬦
Caught!
Youâ¬"re gonna fail⬦
Caught!
The Breathalyzer⬦

Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI
Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know youâ¬"re swervinâ¬"
Caught!
Your face looks flushed⬦
Caught!
Youâ¬"ll never pass⬦
Caught!
The Breathalyzer⬦

Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI
Oh, youâ¬"re pretty drunk, youâ¬"re gonna get a DUI

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, convict⬦