It’s been a month now since me and my ex
Broke things off I was mad upset
Couldn’t get over her I wept and I wept
Spent every day drunk and every night vexed
But then
I downloaded hinge
And got on a chatting to a randoms binge
And with the help from my hand
I came up with a plan
To try and shag as many people as I can
So let’s all just have sex and make the most of life
And why is it wrong for girls but it’s ok for guys
So let’s all just have sex and make religion mad
Cos these are the best days that I’ve ever had
So I guess I’m just a slag
Slept with Beth
She gave good head
Tried to shag Steph but I fell off of the bed
Thought I was gay so I tried to shag Ted
But I weren’t so I shagged his older sister instead
The thing is
I don’t see what’s wrong
As long as there’s consent and a decent condom
So screw it
Nah I mean literally screw it
You can fuck too if you put your mind to it
So let’s all just have sex and make the most of life
And why is it wrong for girls but it’s ok for guys
So let’s all just have sex and make religion mad
Cos these are the best days that I’ve ever had
So I guess I’m just a slag
Guess I’m just a slag
Guess I’m just a slag
So let’s all just have sex and make the most of life
And why is it wrong for girls but it’s ok for guys
So let’s all just have sex and make religion mad
Cos these are the best days that I’ve ever had
Yeah these are the best days that I’ve ever had
So I guess I’m just a slag