If I had to find the words to sum up you
It wouldn’t be a difficult thing to do
Cos ever since we met I knew you’d be
A word that the radio would definitely bleep
Cos whenever I see your face it springs to mind
I call you it behind your back all the time
And this word can be used in many ways
So instead of just saying it let me explain
If there came a situation I was locked in a room
With Osama Bin Laden Adolf Hitler and you
And I had a gun with two bullets to make shit right
I’d let those evil pricks live and I’d shoot you twice
And it might sound harsh but I really ain’t arsed
Cos I’m the only one that sees through your facade
So If I had the energy to play your stupid games
These are the words I’d say

You’re a cunt
I hate everything about you
Make sure you block my number cos I’m never gonna shout you
You’re a cunt
You make my life so uneasy
You think that your all charming but your horrible and sleazy
You’re a cunt

You’re a cunt
You’re a cunt

You put others down to feel better about yourself
I’ve seen you at the bar moving creepy to girls
Your face should be replaced with a big dart board
You best bet il be the one to get the highest score
I hate the way you dress
Try so hard to impress
You say too much when you should really say less
If we’re on a night out get your own cab there
I hope the driver goes the wrong way and doubles the fare
Cos there is nothing that I like about you
Nothing that you say is real or true
You’ve got an entitled attitude an ego too big
Is it just to make up for your tiny dick?
You make me sick
But from you I’ve been taught
You ain’t even worth a second of thought
So if I was to write a song about you today
These are the words I’d say ..

You’re a cunt
I hate everything about you
Make sure you block my number cos I’m never gonna shout you
You’re a cunt
You make my life so uneasy
You think that your all charming but your horrible and sleazy
You’re a cunt

You’re a cunt
You’re a cunt
You’re a cunt
You’re a cunt
You’re a cunt
You’re a cunt
Such a fucking cunt
Why don’t you suck your mum