When I say I'm in love you best believe I'm in love L-U-V

Here comes my guy, walking down the street
Look how he walks with, with a dancing beat
Thick wavy hair, just a little too long
All day long he's singing his song
And when I see him in the street
My heart takes a leap and skips a beat
I'm gonna walk right up to him
Give him a great big kiss, mwah
Tell him that I love him
Tell him that I care
Tell him that I'll always be there

Well what color are his eyes?
I don't know he's always wearing shades
Is he tall?
Well I've got to look up
Yeah? Well I hear he's bad
Mmm, he's good bad, but he's not evil

Tell me more, tell me more
Big bulky sweaters (aooh)
To match his eyes (aooh)
Dirty fingernails (aooh)
Oh boy what a prize
Tight baggy pants
Ooh high button shoes
He's always looking like
Like he's got the blues

And when I see him in the street
My heart takes a leap and skips a beat
I'm gonna walk right up to him
Give him a great big kiss, mwah
Tell him that I love him
Tell him that I care
Tell him that I'll always be there

Is he a good dancer?
What do ya mean is he a good dancer?
Well how does he dance?
Close, very, very, close
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

And when I see him in the street
My heart takes a leap and skips a beat
I'm gonna walk right up to him (yeah)
Give him a great big kiss, mwah
Tell him that I love him (tell him that)
Tell him that I care
Tell him that I'll always be there

Where are you going now?
Oh I have to take it back
Take it back where?
To the ICU
The nurse is gonna kick my ass when she finds out he's gone
He's 98 you know?
I've known it since the first time his record came out
Come on girls let's go grab the early bird