"How ya doin' girls? Long time, no see
Listen, I've been to the doctor lately
Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?"

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
The way he described it he said
"You'd be better off dead
Than alive"
I didn't listen to his jive
I knew all along he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought I was crazy
But you know I'm not, oh, no

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
He said I need treatment
But I'm not that easily led
He said I was the type that was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts
No more if's or and's or but's
Oh, no

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happenin'
I knew I was a genius
What's so strange when you know that
You're a wizard at three?
I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me"

I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight
That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night
My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do
But I had saw some crazy things
Before I came to
Now, do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only three but I was swingin'

They all laughed at A Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison
And also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry if they just
Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic
That went on in my head
I had a brain, it was insane
So I just let them laugh at me
When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
All because there was no driver on the top
Aaaaaaah

"Did you ever hear a story like that in your life?
Honey, that chick is bananas
Do you hear?
Bananas, oh, waiter, bring me another banana Daiquiri, would ya?"
Ba, ba, ba, ba!
"Oh, here she comes again"
Badada, badada, badada Wo!

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
But I said, "Doctor
I think that it's you instead
'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new
It proves that I got the last laugh on you
'Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two
And you know two heads are better than one"

"Honey, she is twisted"