The trains are on strike
Look who’s just lied
Would you believe the price
Walkable cities explained by the ultra-right
Phoning my girlfriend
She’s walking back home tonight
And a black girl’s gone missing
But let’s not give it any airtime

This is the state of affairs (affairs, affairs, affairs, affairs)
This is the state of affairs (affairs, affairs, affairs, affairs)

Same song again
Small kids are dead
But Ted loves the Second Amendment
Oh, don’t be crass, ‘cos I’m not a moron
Just a case of liberated development
Satisfy your degrading kink
It’s free online when you search with Bing
Ozempically thinner
A diabetical plan to miss dinner

This is the state of affairs (affairs, affairs, affairs, affairs)
This is the state of affairs (affairs, affairs, affairs, affairs)
This is the state of affairs
Oh, I’m trying to make things work
But I feel it’s about to get worse
This is the state of affairs