I heard a scream
I jumped out of bed
I was in a middle of a dream
I was half naked
I ran downstairs
With just my underpants on
on my way down
I grab myself a shotgun

Black widow spider
Get out of my kitchen
Black widow spider
Come off my ceiling

You come around here
You frighten my wife and my children
But you just don't care
You give me so much problems

I don't need you to dust my broom
It was never your own
Get out of my room
And leave us alone

Black widow spider
I know what you 're weaving
Black widow spider
You're just so evil