You came down from your big ole city
And don't like the farm one little bitty
Ain't got violins but we can saw a fiddle
And if you don't like that let me you little
Tell you a little thing about that

Chorus
Don't let the barn hit ya
Don't let the barn door hit ya
Don't let the barn door hit ya
On the way out
Don't let the barn door hit ya
Don't let the barn door hit ya
Don't let the barn door hit ya on the way out

You got loud horns we got dogs barkin'
Ain't gotta pay for no John Deere parkin'
There's meat and taters and a lot of fried vittles
If you don't like that let me tell you a little
Tell you a little thing about that
(Chorus)

You miss your skyline condo and HOA
I'll take a front porch swing and a cold lemonade
We ain't complicated we keep things simple
And if you don't like that let me tell you a little
Tell you a little thing about that
(Chorus)