I’d rather stand in line at the DMV
Get my car towed on Christmas Eve
Do my taxes every day of the week
Baby, you know it’s true

Have a root canal with no Novocaine
Walk a hundred miles in the pourin’ rain
Get hit by a runaway train
Just some things I’d rather do…than see you

Oh no
Hey hey hey
Oh no

I’d rather wake up in a den of snakes
‘Cause I spent enough time with one anyway
Slip in the shower and break my legs
Kiss a stranger with the flu

Get stuck in rush hour on every drive
Stick my head in an angry beehive
Dig a hole and get buried alive
Just some things I’d rather do…than see you

Oh no
Hey hey hey
Oh no

Well I’ve been cryin’
‘Cause you were lyin’
I don’t know why my heart’s still on the line
Fooled me once, you fooled me twice
I’ll be fooled ‘til the end of time

Oh no
Hey hey hey

So boy if you ever come back around
I might as well walk into a burnin’ house
‘Cause you burned me too many times to count
No that ain’t nothin’ new
There’s no tellin’ what I’d do
What I’d do
If I see you

Hey hey hey
Oh no
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
I said If I see you
No no no
Hey hey hey
If I see you, no no, if I see you

Hey hey hey
Oh no
If I see you