Waiter, please bring me quickly
A good average that is not reheated
A very hot bread with plenty of butter
A napkin, a glass of very cold water
Close the door on the right very carefully
Because I'm not willing to be exposed to the sun
Go ask your customer next door
What was the result of the football game

If you keep cleaning the table
I won't get up or pay the bill
Go ask your boss
For a pen, an inkwell
An envelope and a card
Don't forget to give me toothpicks
And a cigarette to ward off mosquitoes
Go tell the cigar seller
To lend me some magazines
A lighter and an ashtray

Waiter, please bring me quickly
A good average that is not reheated
A very hot bread with plenty of butter
A napkin, a glass of very cold water
Close the door on the right very carefully
Because I'm not willing to be exposed to the sun
Go ask your customer next door
What was the result of the football game

Call at least once
To 34-4333
And order your Osorio
To send me an umbrella
Here to our office
Waiter, lend me some money
Because I left mine with the bookie
Go ask your manager
To hang this expense on the hanger in front

Waiter, please bring me quickly
A good average that is not reheated
A very hot bread with plenty of butter
A napkin, a glass of very cold water
Close the door on the right very carefully
Because I'm not willing to be exposed to the sun
Go ask your customer next door
What was the result of the football game
Go ask your customer next door
What was the result of the football game
Go ask your customer next door
What was the result of the football game

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