Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol

This is the story
Of Johnnie, Jim and Jack
The thirsty colleagues like to have a drink

Johnnie prefers Walker
Jim prefers Beam
And Jack, the old sack, is best served Daniel's

But then the disaster when the three were in Hamburg
The Reeperbahn was closed and no train was going home

Their thirst was unbearable
A pub was still open
But they only had Radler
They freaked out, because

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol (Posh beer!)

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol

In the summer then on Malle, the three are plastered
They can only slur and no waiter is in sight
They grab the jugs from a bowling club
But after the first sip everyone starts to scream

Because

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol

The moral of the story is clear as day
Whoever mixes beer and lemonade is not quite normal
So we follow the advice
Of Johnnie, Jim and Jack
Never again Radler, everything else we knock back

Because

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Because

Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol
Radler is not alcohol (Posh beer!)

Radler is not alcohol!
Radler is not alcohol!
Radler is not alcohol!
Radler is not alcohol!

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