Hey, apparently, so it seems
I've heard, this and that, hey

Apparently I'm a devil
Apparently I'm a real devil
Apparently I'm a vegan
Apparently I drive a Megane
Apparently I have children
And these children would all be over 40 years old
Apparently I'm a jerk
Apparently it's all lies
Apparently I have money
Apparently my father was a cop
And my mother was a whore
Apparently she was in music videos
Apparently I've been to jail
Apparently I've molested kids
Apparently in secret I wear high heels
Thongs and dresses
Apparently I'm a fake (fake)
Apparently I have big (big)
Mental problems
Apparently I'm naked under the coat
Apparently I'm crazy
According to all my neighbors
I'm completely nuts
Apparently once I even hit a dog
Apparently I'm a pimp
Apparently I'm not clean, that's clear
Apparently I only have one testicle
Apparently with me she fakes it
Apparently I'm a Nazi
Apparently I listen to Zazie
Apparently I'm Swagg Man's lookalike
But I didn't choose that

Apparently (apparently)
I went to Thailand to change my sex
I dropped out of school to do urban exploration
I sniff glue and take Subutex
Apparently I'm a taboo subject
Apparently these are not real tattoos
According to your colleague's brother
Who knows your cousin Marie Lou's sister
Apparently
Apparently I have 200 square meters in my apartment
Now big questions are appearing
Like
Are these his real teeth?
Is he dating a sixteen-year-old girl
Who is like
Acting older than her age so it's strong
Even if it's gross
Middle finger in the air, minor corruption
Apparently

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