It should be a holiday
The day you were made
God was inspired
The day your parents got together

A Wikileaks theory
Says that the happiest historical day
Was nine months before your birthday
NASA scientists say
That that afternoon near your house
Strange events were recorded

It's not that Halley's comet passed
That year there wasn't even a World Cup
They didn't invent anything in Silicon Valley
Nor did they find a cure for a disease

That afternoon
Will never happen again
That afternoon
You were made

It should be a holiday
The day you were made
God was inspired
The day your parents got together
It should be a holiday
The day you were made
God was inspired
The day your parents got together

Your mom should have
A street with her name
In every capital
Your dad should have
A wax figure
Next to Jean Claude Van Damme

If your birthday falls on Thursday
Everyone that week takes a long weekend
(Print them out)
The bills with your parents' faces
Let them remove the presidents'

That afternoon
Will never happen again
That afternoon
You were made

It should be a holiday
The day you were made
God was inspired
The day your parents got together
It should be a holiday
The day you were made
God was inspired
The day your parents got together

(Look, why are you so pretty?)
(It's because my mommy and daddy made me with love)

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