I have a dolphin in my fanny pack
And my horse, if I'm not careful
Eats the dolphin's soup
Out of my fanny pack

I walked along the beach, a beer in my arm
Towards the sunset
I met a fairy, ole, ole
She asked where I might be going
I said: "Ohh," and she was like: "Ahh"
I said: "Ohh," and she was like: "What the fuck?"
She revealed a secret to me
That, if I tell you now, won't be a secret

And that would be the secret here

I have a dolphin in my fanny pack
And my horse, if I'm not careful
Eats the dolphin's soup
Out of my fanny pack
I have a dolphin in my fanny pack
And my horse, if I'm not careful
Eats the dolphin's soup
Out of my fanny pack

He is a guzzler, he is a guzzler
He is a guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzzler
He is a guzzler, he is a guzzler
He is a guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzzler

When it got dark, I was still there
And sang out loud: "Sha-la-la"
Then I met her again, she sat down
And showed me other songs
I was like: "Ohh," and she was like: "Ahh"
I said: "Ohh," and she was like: "What the fuck?"
She revealed a secret to me
That, if I tell you now, won't be a secret

And now listen closely

I have a dolphin in my fanny pack
And my horse, if I'm not careful
Eats the dolphin's soup
Out of my fanny pack
I have a dolphin in my fanny pack
And my horse, if I'm not careful
Eats the dolphin's soup
Out of my fanny pack

He is a guzzler, he is a guzzler
He is a guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzzler
He is a guzzler, he is a guzzler
He is a guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzzler
She is a guzzler, she is a guzzler
She is a guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzzler
She is a guzzler, she is a guzzler
She is a guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzz-, guzzler

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