You won't have my little brother
I'm keeping him all to myself
You won't have my little brother
There's nothing to do
You won't have my little brother
I'm keeping him all to myself
You won't have my little brother
There's nothing to do

If the ogre comes to get him
I'll give him a beating
Ogre beware of your nose
I'm going to squash it, yeah yeah yeah!

You won't have my little sister
I'm keeping her all to myself
You won't have my little sister
With a heart-shaped mouth
You won't have my little sister
I'm keeping her all to myself
You won't have my little sister
With a heart-shaped mouth

If the ogre comes to steal her
I'll know how to hide her
I'll put her in the wardrobe
Under a pile of handkerchiefs
Yeah yeah yeah!

You won't have my cousin
I'm keeping her all to myself
You won't have my cousin, she's my friend
You won't have my cousin
I'm keeping her all to myself
You won't have my cousin, she's my friend

Even if the ogre comes to take her
I'll know how to defend her
I have a muscle as big as this
Look, it's on my arm
Yeah yeah yeah!

You won't eat the cat
I'm keeping it all to myself
You won't eat the cat with your fingers
You won't eat the cat
I'm keeping it all to myself
You won't eat the cat with your fingers

If the ogre comes to crunch it
I'll know how to protect it
I'll put it in my sock
With two or three waffles
Yeah yeah yeah!

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