I have a kind but dirty dog
Who has wet fur everywhere
I have a kind but dirty dog
Who has wet fur everywhere
Who has wet fur everywhere
And that's not all
When he eats from his plate
He gets it all over his chin
When he eats from his plate
He gets it all over his chin
He gets it all over his chin like a pig

But I love him anyway
I love him but I love him
Anyway I love him

When I walk him by the lake
He wades in the mud
When I walk him by the lake
He wades in the mud
He wades in the mud and that's not all
He goes sniffing droppings
And it doesn't smell very good
He goes sniffing droppings
And it doesn't smell very good
And it doesn't smell very good like a pig

But I love him anyway
I love him but I love him
Anyway I love him

When he drinks from his bowl
It spills everywhere
When he drinks from his bowl
It spills everywhere, it spills everywhere
And that's not all
He gets it all over the carpet
From the kitchen to the living room
He gets it all over the carpet
From the kitchen to the living room
From the kitchen to the living room like a pig

But I love him anyway
I love him but I love him
Anyway I love him

When he comes to greet me
He licks me in the neck
When he comes to greet me
He licks me in the neck
He licks me in the neck and that's not all
He drools on my shirt
And then on my pants
He drools on my shirt
And then on my pants
And then on my pants like a pig

But I love him anyway
I love him but I love him
Anyway I love him

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