Hey-ho, so nice to see you
You've known us since '89, so we invite you
Come over to us, feel the sunshine
We're good people, pay solidarity surcharge
Shine like Gorleben, sparkle like the Reeperbahn
We have a car city, we have a pill city
And everyone knows someone who has a villa
Do you want oysters and champagne? Come to us in KaDeWe
You can keep the cancer
In your Charité

Hooray, hooray
We shitty Westerners always sort everything out
Shitty Westerners get on everyone's nerves here
We shitty Westerners
Were here long before you

Hey-ho (hey-ho, hey-ho)
You've known us for over thirty years now
We smell like chocolates, look like Dieter Bohlen
Wiesenhof and Tönnies, organic meat becomes tradition
We have caviar even in the railway mission
Read the BILD, but only the arts section
When we go to the capital, we go to Bonn
We have no worries and no AfD
No one wants to see the polar bears
Only the DEG

Hooray, hooray
We shitty Westerners always sort everything out
Shitty Westerners get on everyone's nerves here
We shitty Westerners
Were here long before you

To be honest, I need to get away for a moment
Too much neon light, too much Oktoberfest
With Leipzig and soul hidden in the East
Don't drink champagne anymore, only Rotkäppchen sparkling wine

Hey-ho, doesn't taste so bad

Hooray, hooray
We shitty Westerners always sort everything out
Shitty Westerners get on everyone's nerves here
We shitty Westerners, were here before you, before you, before you

Hooray, hooray (oh-oh-oh)
We shitty Westerners always sort everything out (oh-oh-oh)
Shitty Westerners get on everyone's nerves here (oh-oh-oh)
We shitty Westerners, we're always here for you (oh-oh-oh)

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