Everything was going well, no obligation
Thought I'd make a getaway on a chill-out day
A coffee to take away, I got my hair done
Should have been a lovely day, didn't end that way

And then, it all got seriously fucked-up, first came the rain
Murphy's Law decided to bury my blow-dry
This guy asks me for directions, and very nicely, I help him out
In fact, it was just a plan to hit on me, this idiot made me miss my streetcar
I make the best of it, I got to the bank, and I let this granny go ahead of me
If only I had known that she'd pull out an entire year's worth of statements
I'd have given her a shove and stuck her in the automatic doors

One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too

Thinking it would be okay, with these directions
What the fuck, I should have stayed in bed
Netflix and honey tea, curled up in my bed
Would be better in my sweater
Than be outside in this weather

One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too

When, at the bank, it was my turn
And I told myself it was about time
I quickly understood that it wasn't my day
On that screen, it said
That Murphy really had it in for me
This withdrawal is impossible
Due to insufficient funds

It's Murphy who said it
It's Murphy who said it
It's Murphy who said it
It's Murphy who said it

One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too

One time, never give it up
Two times, for all the love I got
Three for you, where are you?
One time, for the hips I got
Two times, shaken to the top
Three for you, I miss you too

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