Last Christmas I gave you my nuts
But the very next day, she sold them on Ebay
This year to fuck me from your tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my nuts
But the very next day, she gave them away
This year to fuck me from tears
I give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my nuts
Tell me baby did you steal my nuttos?
Well, it's been a year and it doesn't surprise me
(no you cunt)
I wrap it and sent it, with a note saying
"I just want to get your fucking nuts"

Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you fuck me now
I know you'll fool me again

Last Christmas I gave you my nuts
But the very next day, she sold them on Ebay
This year to fuck me from your tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, she gave them away
This year to fuck me from tears
I give it to someone special