Fuck the scene up,
Yaha ladke bante deemak,
Hate karte overdo,
Underachievers,
Khaakh nai wo liver, ye nasha unse pache nai,
Umar hai shaadi ki aur ladte jaise bache wahi,
Jab bar open sabko shots mere taraf se,
Hai khauf tabhi bhadakte hai,
Ho cops jaise sadak pe,
Tum thoko salaam,
Aur aane do poori izzatein,
Kyu ki jo laate nakabandi rehte unse izzat se,
Farzi Ghalib mujhe bolta ilaaka,
Kaisa jholka munaafa?
Poora khokhla badhaava tera!
Sachi jabhi mein toh bolta zara sa,
Poori pol ka khulasa,
Sar pe polka banaa tha,
Tu ab Target bharega poori Costco
Gaane kare drop, jaake pooch pehle boss ko,
Tap karlo channel pe, yaha ladke likhte morse code,
Haan cosmos si faili meri soch,aur tum batein karte ‘Cosmo’.
Sar pe chadhke,
Bhadke, ladke,
Gadbad mein
Gharpe!
Badbadke,
Darte!
Palbhar Mein jalte,
Panghat se tapke,
Pal palkein
Jhapke,
Hum jabse Bakte,
Thakk thakk Ke Na dunga takht,
Bura waqt aana laazmi hai,
Maksat rakha saamne,
Ladke banaa aadmi
Sadke lagi saavli,
Bhadke fir bhi calmly,
Bolte sabko naam leke aana!
Bhai ne bola koi chhede toh fir gaav leke aana,
Sabse do kadam aage, aisa daav leke aana,
Mera daakhil hai gharaana,
Poora kaabil hai zamana,
Ki na lenge tera jhoot,
Tujhe paagal hai banaana thu!
Thukke nishaane chukte nai jaake pooch,
Diya hausla toh aakhir tak aati goonj,
Tu tha doghla toh features tu raha dhoond,
Leechad toh khaula khoon,
Keechad mein rahe khood,
Meine kapde ye saaf rakhe haath gande,
Mujhe farak nai, saath ya khilaaf bande,
Naa chadhu tere wave pe ye naav band hai,
Ghaav se jo bane mere bhaav, wahi stipend hai.