Someone clean to chew on
A wife that no one likes
I called and they said all of New York
Was a tow-away zone
We paid sixty dollars on 12th Street today
And now all our money's gone

You don't have to answer me
You don't have to call me back
Your phone's off the hook
But you're not

You hate my older sister
And you burglarize our home
Your dirty invitation waits
Run over on my street
I don't care who you don't like
You don't have to answer me

You don't have to answer me
You don't have to call me back
Your phone's off the hook
But you're not

Someone clean to chew on
A wife that no one likes
I called and they said all of New York
Was a tow-away zone
We paid sixty dollars on 12th Street today
And now all our money's gone

You don't have to answer me
You don't have to call me back
Your phone's off the hook
But you're not

But you're not
But you're not
But you're not