Communists and Nazis fighting in the streets,
Better watch what you say and watch what you eat.
Terrorist civilians dressed all black in packs
Pepper-spraying racists for wearing read hats.

Everyone's a fascist,
Everyone's oppressed,
People tend to hate you if you wear a dress.

She says you're a bigot,
He says you're a cuck,
I cant buy a gun so I guess I'll just drive a truck.

Everyone's a politician these days,
Bickering over society's ways,
Everyone's a politician these days,
Come on, follow me kid, its all the rage!

Everyone's a politician these days,
Bickering over society's ways,
Everyone's a politician these days,
Come on, follow me kid, its all the rage!

Vultures chasing down an ambulance to see,
Just who's next to push their agenda on TV.
La la la la la la I'm not listening,
I cant bear to think on who's really profiting from tragedy.

Everyone's a politician these days,
Bickering over society's ways,
Everyone's a politician these days,
Come on, follow me kid, its all the rage!

There are no friends anymore.
Just allies who lie to you (They Lie!)
And if you disagree,
You're on the wrong side of history.

Everyone's a politician these days,
Bickering over society's ways,
Everyone's a politician these days,
Come on, follow me kid, its all the rage!

Everyone's a politician these days,
Bickering over society's ways,
Everyone's a politician these days,
Come on, follow me kid, its all the rage!

Everyone's a politician these days.
Everyone's a politician these days.