Well, I ain't proud of this
But I flipped my truck into a ditch
And I haven't slept in a week
Now my Washburn's stuck in a creek
So I borrowed this guitar
Drove here in my friend's new car
Puked in his back seat
But I clean up good as you can see

And hey, hey, hey, I'm a handful
Oh, oh, oh, I'm feelin' thankful

There's a lot of things I ain't proud of
Put dents in my truck, some call me bad luck
Been in jail, coulda wound up dead
All the blows to my head, but instead I'm alright
All the things I've done I ain't proud of
Makes me damn proud I'm here with you tonight

And I thought I saw the light
When I walked up on stage tonight
God came to take me in
But it was just the weed again
And you all look like angels
All dressed up and beautiful
May not know my name
But I'm damn sure glad you came

And hey, hey, hey, I'm a handful
Oh, oh, oh, I need an Advil

There's a lot of things I ain't proud of
I put dents in my truck, some call me bad luck
Been in jail, coulda wound up dead
All the blows to my head, but instead I'm alright
All the things I've done I ain't proud of
Makes me damn proud I'm here with you tonight

And I coulda been in a ditch
Y'all coulda been right at home
The fact that we're all here
Is a damn miracle

There's a lot of things I ain't proud of
I put dents in my truck, some call me bad luck
Coulda been in jail, coulda wound up dead
All the blows to my head, but instead I'm alright
All the things I've done I ain't proud of
Makes me damn proud I'm here with you tonight

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