Can't believe it…
I can't stop thinking ‘bout
The way that he looks
The way that he sounds
The way that he makes my heart pound!

It's so stupid…
To feel this way about some
Digital boys in a digital app
That keeps my fingers tapping!

It's been carefully designed to click within my mind
(Addict me, trick me into paying, preying on my lonely heart)
I'll let myself just rot
Fudanshi? Sure,why not!
I'll play this damn otome game!

Love’s equation: Divide my heart by four
Oh which one do I choose?
What do I do?
Why can't I just love all of you?

My love quotient is divided by boys
In this wonderful land
Inside an app
I choose to add
All of you to–!

My heart has space
For all of you to live in
I can't help it,
I've a thing for ikemen
My phone has space
For all of you to live in
I can't help it
I've a thing for ikemen (｡•̀ w < )~

It’s frustrating…
I just keep playing
Spending time and money
On somebody I can never meet
Still!
Can you blame me?
I’m simply waiting for the day
I meet a boy who matches my cutesy mystique!

When I talk to real life boys I’m often left annoyed
(or rather frightened, senses heightened, scared of any invite)
I'll just live inside my phone,
Pretend I’m not alone
Do anything to hear them say...

"ねえ。。。大好き！"

かわいい！! •°(｡>////<｡)°•

Love’s equation: Divide my heart by four
Oh which one do I choose?
What do I do?
Why can't I just love all of you?

My love quotient is divided by boys
In this wonderful land
Inside an app
I choose to add
All of you to–!

”これからお前は俺の恋人だぞ”
“付き合ってください！”
“キスしていいですか？”
“僕とデート行こうね”

I keep longing for someone
To wake me from my fantasies of dating fake bishounen
Bring me back from this lovely Isekai
Tell me we can make reality a place for you and I

“俺を。。”
“ボクを。。。”
”私を。。。”
“僕を。。。”

“選んでください！”

Loves equation: Divide my heart by yours!
Oh which one do I choose?
What do I do?
Why can't I just love all of you?

My love quotient is divided by boys
In this wonderful land
Inside an app
I choose to add
All of you to–
Until I can
Date a real man
I choose to add
All of you to–

My heart has space
For all of you to live in
I can't help it
I've a thing for ikemen
My phone has space
For all of you to live in
I can't help it
I've a thing for ikemen (｡•̀ w < )~

“僕を選んでください！”