He's a cool blond scheming trick
You want him so much, you feel sick
The boy can't help it
He really can't help it now

Teenage Brando's stalk him in the halls
They tease him with cat calls
He's a combination
Tom Cruise, Zack O'Tool

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What's that man doin' with him?
It's that guy and he's screwin' with him
Can he feel the sex and sweat?
He makes you cream your jeans, so you won't forget

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He drives a loaded jeep with seats in the back
If you don't do him soon you'll have a heart attack
When he flashes you a look, you wanna burn his books
Give up high school, well, well, well, well

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Well, well, well, well
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