I think I’m better on my own right now
I’m relocating back home

I just can’t be with someone in your line of work
My mother, father, brother, sister is sick
I’m just not in a good place right now
I think we’re better off as friends
I don’t do distance

Are you a Gemini?
I don’t date Geminis
You’re too politically minded
You’re a terrible drunk
You don’t really know me
And I’m going away for a while
You’re not available
You’re too available

Look I’m just really career focused right now
I don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow, never mind next week

That's not fair on you, is it?
I mean, I’m just being honest
And your friends are assholes

These are the reasons it won’t work
Ok, I’ve been thinking of someone else
You looked really different on the internet
I can’t stand the way you say my name
You left me all alone on my birthday

You hate my dog
I fucked your dad
We really do not get along
You’re overbearing
And you hold me back
I really can’t afford to fall off track
I’m possessive (You smoke too much)
You’re controlling (Don’t watch tv)
Egoistic, cruel and stubborn (Only listen to R&B)
I’m self centred, indecisive (Attention seek don’t let me speak)
Shallow and cold (All of my friends think you’re a creep)

It won’t work