Document, for the present
All lies
Altered facts, paid up Jacks
All lies
Clocking in, worksheet thin
Pack of lies

Why the hell can't I work here
I've done the training for one year
All I need's experience
But how do I get the chance

Don't work for, watch the name
All lies
Sleeping time, on the line
All lies
Hour take, for tea break
Pack of lies

Boredom is, a factor
All lies
Not too hard, fetch your cards
All lies
Now I'm home, packet open
Pack of lies

Good morning Mr Smith, do come in, take a seat.
Thank you.
Have you had any previous experience in this trade?
Well no, I was hoping to gain experience from you.
Ah, no experience. Well I'm sorry Mr Smith.
Does that mean there's no job?
Goodbye Mr Smith.
Oh no job.

Document, for the present
All lies
Altered facts, paid up Jacks
All lies
Now I'm home, packet open
Pack of lies

Boredom is, a factor
All lies
Not too hard, fetch your cards
All lies
Now I'm home, packet open
Pack of lies