Ha, ha
Good lookin', dressed to the nice
You know this little girl is gonna blow my mind
Big talkin', I've nothin' to say
You know I'd give my soul away

Heart stoppin', she steals the show
She's every neater woman but there's years to go
Someone help me make me forget
Or I'll do something that I'll regret

'Cause I love her, want her, need her
I just got to have her
Love her, want her, need her
Gotta make her mine

She's my statutory date
I just can't wait, I've got to have her
She's my statutory date
To him jailbait, got my eye on you

He said, I'm only human, can't help what I saw
This really isn't fanta and you be alarmed
I know she's willing, well, maybe she ain't
So catch me now before I faint

'Cause I love her, want her, need her
I just got to have her
Love her, want her, need her
I've gotta make her mine

She's my statutory date
I just can't wait, I've got to have her
She's my statutory date
To him jailbait, got my eye on you

Oh, yeah

[Solo - Eddie]

'Cause I love her, want her, need her
And I just got to have her
Love her, want her, need her
Gotta make her mine

She's my statutory date
I just can't wait, I've got to have her
She's my statutory date
I'm talkin' to me, got my eye on you

Oh, yeah
I'm a human, oh yeah
Get outta my way, baby
I need your love, oh