La, la, la, la
She's so 20th century, she's so 1970s
She know the right things to say, she got the right clothes to wear
Coz she's a modern girl, oh yeah
A modern girl, ga, ga, ga, ga
A modern girl, oh yeah!
And Suzie is a jewel, she flashes when she smiles
She's cunning and she's clever, she's got the low down in her flies
Magenta is the best, you know she really makes me laugh
She's always tryin' her impressions, she wants to be a photograph
I gotta say now
She's so modern
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
And Jean confided to me, she's Mona Lisa's biggest fan
She drew a moustache on her face, she's always seer her as a man
And Charlie ain't no Nazi, she likes to wear her leather boots
Coz it's exciting for the veterans and it's a tonic for the troops
She's so m-m-m-modern
She's so modern