Gators swimming in the water below, I think I saw a python cross the road
I hear the calls of a little toad, and I wish it was all big jokes
I blasted down after happy hour, feeling like I had so much power
Too fast still felt too slow, until the sheriff decided to show
Well it's all fine and dandy, till you trip your mind on brandy
Find yourself miles away from any town
And it's easy as a rhyme, to come here and waste your time
And get locked up, and find that you're the clown
Well I find myself to blame, for causing all this pain
Getting locked up in the Everglades, ain't why I came down in the first place
Nobody to go my bail, I think my fresh buzz is going stale
My whole week now has been derailed, all I can do now is moan and wail
And it's all fine and dandy, till you trip your mind on brandy
Find yourself miles away from any town
And it's easy as a rhyme, to come here and waste your time
And get locked up, and find that you're the clown