I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary
I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary

My dictionary and me we go together
Like speech and free
I don't care how old my dictionary is
It don't lie to me

I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary
I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary

My dictionary and me we go together
Like love and truth
You won't smash the glass from
the past out like it's an old phone booth

I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary
I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary

It won't change the
meanings of simple words
Its got pictures and colors too
I see the words here in black and white
So don't tell me red is blue

I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary
I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary

It's got two-thousand four hundred sixty-six pages
That can't be adjusted
I better hide my big honkin' dictionary
In case I get busted

I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary
I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary

Sometimes I get the urge to change the meanings of
inconvenient words
I turn love into lust and open into shut
And fourths into thirds and fish
into birds and whos into whats

I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary
I got a big super big ultra big mondo big
1987 dictionary
1987 dictionary
1987 dictionary