Oh, kiss my arse, kiss my arse goodbye
Propelled by a carriage of aluminium am I
No more to rot in this sty
Turn my back on this shit-hole in the blink of an eye

Gimme the keys, you ain't gonna see me for dust
The Barnby Bends ain't gonna get the better of me
Oh, gimme the keys to any old bucket of rust
Acle Straights gonna take me to where I wanna be

Stuck in a rut
Stuck in a rut for eternity
Stuck in a rut
Stuck in a rut for eternity, yeah

And the road is long and the lights are bright
Just 'cause you've lived here all your life doesn't make it alright
And the golden mile is paved with shite
Don't mind telling you I'm sick of walking up and down it
Every single fucking night

Just gimme the keys, you ain't gonna see me for dust
The Barnby Bends ain't gonna get the better of me
Oh, gimme the keys to any old bucket of rust
Acle Straights gonna take me to where I wanna be, yeah, yeah

Stuck in a rut
Stuck in a rut for eternity, oh
Stuck in a rut
Stuck in a rut for eternity, yeah

Oh, stuck
Kill me mister, kill me
Oh, thank you master, thank you master

Stuck in a rut
Stuck in a rut for eternity, oh
Stuck in a rut
Stuck in a rut for eternity, yeah